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Purchase and consume tonics at your own risk, all sales are final. All bottles were filled at the Inn wash basin and experimented on over the course of a night by an untrained alchemist. Stated effects are not guarunteed and may be falsehoods. You have been warned.Side effects may include but are not limited to: Upset stomach, chronic dry mouth, drowsiness, headache, insomnia, rash, constipation, the occasional sneeze, watery eyes, congestion, difficulty in sexual performance, nerve damage, loss of smell, taste, sight, or hearing, inability to recognize that both feet are on their correct limbs, the itching sensation of dread, a few pimples here and there, accelerated fingernail growth of individual fingers one-at-a-time, vomiting, diarrhea, explosive diarrhea, dry vomiting, excessive gas buildup in the lower intestine, self-realization